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Mulatu Astatke - Gubelye
Really spacy jazz with no lyrics. Dengue Fever covered another song by them called Yegelle Tezeta. They're on the soundtrack to Broken Flowers, which is buried deep within the Music Exposure Club somewhere.
Um.
Well.

He might say this in the castle. I'm not sure.

We're going back... to the Future*!
*Unlike Back To The Future, this game does not suck meerkat ass through a straw.

Tie sandbags to your feet.

The book assumes you have something like a submarine or maybe a diving bell.

If you haven't figured it out already, it involves Undine.


I was going to say that.

Keep pressing NO all you want. The game won't let you continue unless you say yes.

If it wasn’t for a quirk in the engine, trying to fight Dhaos while unarmed and summoning sylphs with Mint unconscious (otherwise will lower the difficulty only slightly, as Mint prefers to just lob hammers at the enemy) would be more productive and easier than racing this kid. Fortunately, you can stand in front of the kid and take eight hours if you wanted to, since he can't pass you.

Mint wants the unicorn earrings.


But she gets the next best thing. A hat.

Yeah. Right. You know, I could beat Dhaos at level one with all of the other characters set to do nothing if he was a bugbear instead of Dhaos.

Well, that was a ripoff. Was he REALLY the head of the Kwik-E-Mart?

Do I LOOK eight feet tall?

You need the Unicorn's healing powers to heal the Mana tree.

There are no monsters here. If there were, the AI would be fighting the battle for you.

And, you know. *wink*

Now Mint's all alone. Gee, being attacked by a MONSTER would be bad, wouldn't it? Even if it was an O RLY owl and a bugbear, you'd still be in major trouble.

This is a unicorn just standing ankle-deep in icy water for no reason. Unless he likes to eat fish instead of grass and stuff.

That would mean that Klarth gets Arche.


Nevermind that! Trouble afoot!

And Mint is alone! She'll never survive! She'll just throw hammers!

It's an Evil Lord! I don't think they had anything important to say, they just try to kill you. Fortunately, you get there in time and are able to use the Moon Falux to beat them up before Mint remembers that she has a heal spell.

They also kill the unicorn. Now, from what I understand, Dhaos wants to heal the Mana Tree too. So why would the Evil Lords want to kill the unicorn? Anyway, you get his horn, which makes a weapon.


She claims she has a boyfriend and...

*coughslutcough*


It makes rectangles surround the tree!

VOOM!

And it worked!



That's Cless speaking, by the way. I put another screenshot up, but it's redundant.

Maybe...


Klarth says that. Just so you know.

Well, the tree's alive. Let's head to Venezzia! Fortunately, you only have to walk to Venezzia. At this point, fighting O RLY owls and bees is not only tedious, but a huge drain on your TP, as your allies will defeat them by casting their best spells, the equivalent ot using an atomic bomb to kill that moth that’s flying around your desk lamp.
Really spacy jazz with no lyrics. Dengue Fever covered another song by them called Yegelle Tezeta. They're on the soundtrack to Broken Flowers, which is buried deep within the Music Exposure Club somewhere.
Um.
Well.

He might say this in the castle. I'm not sure.

We're going back... to the Future*!
*Unlike Back To The Future, this game does not suck meerkat ass through a straw.

Tie sandbags to your feet.

The book assumes you have something like a submarine or maybe a diving bell.

If you haven't figured it out already, it involves Undine.


I was going to say that.

Keep pressing NO all you want. The game won't let you continue unless you say yes.

If it wasn’t for a quirk in the engine, trying to fight Dhaos while unarmed and summoning sylphs with Mint unconscious (otherwise will lower the difficulty only slightly, as Mint prefers to just lob hammers at the enemy) would be more productive and easier than racing this kid. Fortunately, you can stand in front of the kid and take eight hours if you wanted to, since he can't pass you.

Mint wants the unicorn earrings.


But she gets the next best thing. A hat.

Yeah. Right. You know, I could beat Dhaos at level one with all of the other characters set to do nothing if he was a bugbear instead of Dhaos.

Well, that was a ripoff. Was he REALLY the head of the Kwik-E-Mart?

Do I LOOK eight feet tall?

You need the Unicorn's healing powers to heal the Mana tree.

There are no monsters here. If there were, the AI would be fighting the battle for you.

And, you know. *wink*

Now Mint's all alone. Gee, being attacked by a MONSTER would be bad, wouldn't it? Even if it was an O RLY owl and a bugbear, you'd still be in major trouble.

This is a unicorn just standing ankle-deep in icy water for no reason. Unless he likes to eat fish instead of grass and stuff.

That would mean that Klarth gets Arche.


Nevermind that! Trouble afoot!

And Mint is alone! She'll never survive! She'll just throw hammers!

It's an Evil Lord! I don't think they had anything important to say, they just try to kill you. Fortunately, you get there in time and are able to use the Moon Falux to beat them up before Mint remembers that she has a heal spell.

They also kill the unicorn. Now, from what I understand, Dhaos wants to heal the Mana Tree too. So why would the Evil Lords want to kill the unicorn? Anyway, you get his horn, which makes a weapon.


She claims she has a boyfriend and...

*coughslutcough*


It makes rectangles surround the tree!

VOOM!

And it worked!



That's Cless speaking, by the way. I put another screenshot up, but it's redundant.

Maybe...


Klarth says that. Just so you know.

Well, the tree's alive. Let's head to Venezzia! Fortunately, you only have to walk to Venezzia. At this point, fighting O RLY owls and bees is not only tedious, but a huge drain on your TP, as your allies will defeat them by casting their best spells, the equivalent ot using an atomic bomb to kill that moth that’s flying around your desk lamp.