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yamamanamaI'm disappointed with the results of the last entry, especially when someone did pretty much the same thing and got more stuff out of it. Granted, the three songs people (Moon, Wishingstar, and someone else) uploaded are very good (Delerium especially - I WANT MORE, RAAR), but 60+ different people viewed it, that's not a good percentage. And as far as my buddy list goes, I not only can pretty much assume I know what band a certain person's favorite song will be by, but I probably have it. Unless it's from the new album. But that's one person. All in all, a disappointment. So, if you haven't already done so, upload your favorite song either here or in the other entry that I made today.
The one I'm listening to now sounds like it would be really appropriate in maybe Search Man's stage.
So, back to the Strategy Guide. It contains massive spoilers, but Klarth says stuff that is so mindbogglingly awesome and relevant to real life that it's a shame not to read it.
Remember that ninja village someone told us about?
Guess what! You get to go through the spooty Hitler Elf forest AGAIN! See what I mean about getting Chester a decent weapon immediately? The monsters are updated too.
Don't worry, you have Aska.
It would be awesome if you could just cast Maxwell on Mr. Spootface Guard Man Whatshisbutt as a "Screw you, I'm taking Arche in here anyway, you pointy eared half-elf hating Nazi spootface weasel weenie." Even though he's been Maxwelled and can't hear you anymore.
Mr. Guard Man, being a good Elven citizen, refuses to associate with Arche, let alone have sex with her. So that's out of the question. Arche must be really bored.
I don't remember. I think he's talking about the bow.
That's the money you made just getting here.
I like this guy.
Don't forget, we have time travel and we're getting a TIME SWORD.
LISTEN UP. THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING YOU'LL EVER READ IN A VIDEO GAME. EVER.
None of the other elders have names, probably because they were all named during drunken bets and are probably called something like Drizz'l.
Definitely.
Mint said this. You realize, of course, that this means Mint is the smartest.
Yes, I paraphrased something that Thief said about Fighter. The difference is that Mint doesn't like swords as much as she likes hammers.
Yes. We can start by introducing the rest of the elders to Maxwell.
As I said, Maxwell is convincing enough.
Oh, right.
Elves are spootfaces.
Anyway, here's a question. Do you know of any cultures that shun mixes more than they shun someone they perceive as purely of an outsider race or ethnicity? Japan, I'm looking at you. I don't know whether to ask it inside or outside the Spoiler Tags Of HOLY CRAP I ACCIDENTALLY RUINED THE MYSTERY OF WHAT HAPPENS NEXT IN THE GAME.
Personally, this guy makes me wish Tales of Phantasia allowed one to committ wanton acts of violence against random townspeople, much like in Fallout. My friend massacred Junktown because they killed Dogmeat, you know. Well, you didn't know that. But you do now. Unless you're not touching the button.
Also, it will probably turn out there's a stash of decapitated bush babies and squirrels under his house.
Rambard probably saved her. That was nice of him.
This is not a library and please do not try to pass off Jolly Ranchers and Skittles and Mounds Bars as donut sprinkles and get the hell out of my store and thank you, come again!
It speaks for itself.
This happens a LOT with Chester.
The one I'm listening to now sounds like it would be really appropriate in maybe Search Man's stage.
So, back to the Strategy Guide. It contains massive spoilers, but Klarth says stuff that is so mindbogglingly awesome and relevant to real life that it's a shame not to read it.
Remember that ninja village someone told us about?
Guess what! You get to go through the spooty Hitler Elf forest AGAIN! See what I mean about getting Chester a decent weapon immediately? The monsters are updated too.
Don't worry, you have Aska.
It would be awesome if you could just cast Maxwell on Mr. Spootface Guard Man Whatshisbutt as a "Screw you, I'm taking Arche in here anyway, you pointy eared half-elf hating Nazi spootface weasel weenie." Even though he's been Maxwelled and can't hear you anymore.
Mr. Guard Man, being a good Elven citizen, refuses to associate with Arche, let alone have sex with her. So that's out of the question. Arche must be really bored.
I don't remember. I think he's talking about the bow.
That's the money you made just getting here.
I like this guy.
Don't forget, we have time travel and we're getting a TIME SWORD.
LISTEN UP. THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING YOU'LL EVER READ IN A VIDEO GAME. EVER.
None of the other elders have names, probably because they were all named during drunken bets and are probably called something like Drizz'l.
Definitely.
Mint said this. You realize, of course, that this means Mint is the smartest.
Yes, I paraphrased something that Thief said about Fighter. The difference is that Mint doesn't like swords as much as she likes hammers.
Yes. We can start by introducing the rest of the elders to Maxwell.
As I said, Maxwell is convincing enough.
Oh, right.
Elves are spootfaces.
Anyway, here's a question. Do you know of any cultures that shun mixes more than they shun someone they perceive as purely of an outsider race or ethnicity? Japan, I'm looking at you. I don't know whether to ask it inside or outside the Spoiler Tags Of HOLY CRAP I ACCIDENTALLY RUINED THE MYSTERY OF WHAT HAPPENS NEXT IN THE GAME.
Personally, this guy makes me wish Tales of Phantasia allowed one to committ wanton acts of violence against random townspeople, much like in Fallout. My friend massacred Junktown because they killed Dogmeat, you know. Well, you didn't know that. But you do now. Unless you're not touching the button.
Also, it will probably turn out there's a stash of decapitated bush babies and squirrels under his house.
Rambard probably saved her. That was nice of him.
This is not a library and please do not try to pass off Jolly Ranchers and Skittles and Mounds Bars as donut sprinkles and get the hell out of my store and thank you, come again!
It speaks for itself.
This happens a LOT with Chester.
