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Learn about Hello Kitty here! Oh yeah, check out the page for Laos if you're not convinced this is a joke.
FACTS: Hello Kitty was developed as an eugenics weapon to literally destroy testosterone.
Hello Kitty has no mouth.
Hello Kitty exposure victims experience hallucinations, lactation, and a deep desire to spend money on painfully cute accessories.
Hello Kitty will destroy the human race and replace them with poorly drawn anime characters who will evolve into 3D figures and then action figurines, and then robots, and then overthrow their leader.
Hello Kitty is English. Britain is kinda like the Japan of Europe. It’s a bunch of islands and briefly went through a period of conquering things. Yes, I am aware that Japan’s style of ruling countries was closer to Belgium, but Belgium is not a bunch of islands. Plus Japan is far from the best country in Asia as far as food goes, which still places it above most of Europe.
Hello Kitty’s favorite word is friendship, despite not having a mouth to say it.
Hello Kitty’s claws fall off when making a friendship and moving it around in a glass of beer.
Hello Kitty is obsessed with apples. And opium.
I decided to play this game after I saw a friend with an AIM avatar thingy depicting Hello Kitty. Finding it was fun as the link on SA didn't work. Apparently, there are two games. There is Hello Kitty World, and there is Hello Kitty's kitchen. I don't know anything about the second one and I've had enough Hello Kitty for 2006, so I'm not going to touch it until next year.
Hello Kitty is actually a sequel to Balloon Fight with the main character replaced with Hello Kitty and cutified. This game scrolls LEFT. Which is totally unique.
Stage Flower: Ok, she controls like she’s on opium. I realized you can let go of balloons, but it’s about as useful as pressing start than select in MC Kids (If you didn’t know, it kills you. And you lose a life. USELESS. I don’t think you can get stuck in that game, and there are always gophers and fish and those stupid hentacle things to kill you), since you don’t actually use the balloons that are just floating around.
Stage Mushroom: There are scarab beetles that pop one of your balloons. She’s even worse with one balloon and usually ends up killing herself afterwards. This level has a boss, which is a purple wolf that you jump on.
Stage Airplane: Lots of water. And an extra life that you can’t get without giving up your balloons. Why?
Stage Whale: Remember the final level of Turtle Zone? Yeah. It’s like that. The boss is a bouncing shrimp. So far, only the even levels have bosses and they’re like Life Force bosses. Easy to defeat, even for a mouthless abomination. You wish your AIM icon could be as cool as mine, Tiang. Anyway, I found out that pressing down allows you to make a balloon when you're standing still.
Stage Umbrella (?!?): Enemies include penguins that float around with balloons of their own, and rain clouds that push you down or shoot sparks at you that mean insta-death. This makes sense. Later, you have to navigate through sparks. Since Hello Kitty is on opium and is so conductive that a spark touching a balloon will cause you to die, it is, as you can imagine, a very frustrating level.
Stage Snowman: There are penguins here. Well, at least, they’re supposed to be penguins, but they fly at you. Either they aren’t penguins or they’re some kind of super penguin that only exist in Japanese biological warfare laboratories. You know, the place they created Hello Kitty to deal with the Chinese. The boss is a snowman that throws his bucket at you. It’s easy, except for the fact that Hello Kitty actually obeys Newton’s Third Law of Motion and bounces back off the snowman when he throws his bucket like a boomerang, causing you to slam into the bucket if you undershoot.
Stage Mouse: It’s a pink cave with lots of spikes and death. The third law of motion manifests itself here in undesirable walls when you bounce off an octopus or bird and crash into a spike or fire. Thankfully, it’s a short level.
Stage Silly Hat: Ok, only the icon is a hat. The rest of it is legos. There are torches that rise. That’s bad. The final boss is a trash can that can morph into a robot. NO HATS. Not even the trash can robot wears a hat. Damn you, makers of Hello Kitty. Anyway, trash can robot is the only boss that requires any sort of strategy. It may be a minimal amount of strategy, but it's still strategy.
My final score: 83800.
The Ending: Hello Kitty walks back and forth! Then a bear comes down from the sky with 7 balloons tied to his back. Hello Kitty jumps in excitement. Actually, she kinda phase-shifts. Whatever.
[there was an image here. It said "You kick ass kitty thanks" Now the image is no more.]
Wait a minute... what? The translators were having a bit of fun?
The Verdict: It’s not as frustrating as Actraiser 2, mainly because you don’t have to pull off any weird combos and swoop through a maze of spikes. And there’s Stage Silly Hat.
3-1-2006 update: Change friend to not-so-much-friend until I get somewhere with either Sophia or Tatiana. You know who you are. Mood was changed, but overexposure won't fit.
Learn about Hello Kitty here! Oh yeah, check out the page for Laos if you're not convinced this is a joke.
FACTS: Hello Kitty was developed as an eugenics weapon to literally destroy testosterone.
Hello Kitty has no mouth.
Hello Kitty exposure victims experience hallucinations, lactation, and a deep desire to spend money on painfully cute accessories.
Hello Kitty will destroy the human race and replace them with poorly drawn anime characters who will evolve into 3D figures and then action figurines, and then robots, and then overthrow their leader.
Hello Kitty is English. Britain is kinda like the Japan of Europe. It’s a bunch of islands and briefly went through a period of conquering things. Yes, I am aware that Japan’s style of ruling countries was closer to Belgium, but Belgium is not a bunch of islands. Plus Japan is far from the best country in Asia as far as food goes, which still places it above most of Europe.
Hello Kitty’s favorite word is friendship, despite not having a mouth to say it.
Hello Kitty’s claws fall off when making a friendship and moving it around in a glass of beer.
Hello Kitty is obsessed with apples. And opium.
I decided to play this game after I saw a friend with an AIM avatar thingy depicting Hello Kitty. Finding it was fun as the link on SA didn't work. Apparently, there are two games. There is Hello Kitty World, and there is Hello Kitty's kitchen. I don't know anything about the second one and I've had enough Hello Kitty for 2006, so I'm not going to touch it until next year.
Hello Kitty is actually a sequel to Balloon Fight with the main character replaced with Hello Kitty and cutified. This game scrolls LEFT. Which is totally unique.
Stage Flower: Ok, she controls like she’s on opium. I realized you can let go of balloons, but it’s about as useful as pressing start than select in MC Kids (If you didn’t know, it kills you. And you lose a life. USELESS. I don’t think you can get stuck in that game, and there are always gophers and fish and those stupid hentacle things to kill you), since you don’t actually use the balloons that are just floating around.
Stage Mushroom: There are scarab beetles that pop one of your balloons. She’s even worse with one balloon and usually ends up killing herself afterwards. This level has a boss, which is a purple wolf that you jump on.
Stage Airplane: Lots of water. And an extra life that you can’t get without giving up your balloons. Why?
Stage Whale: Remember the final level of Turtle Zone? Yeah. It’s like that. The boss is a bouncing shrimp. So far, only the even levels have bosses and they’re like Life Force bosses. Easy to defeat, even for a mouthless abomination. You wish your AIM icon could be as cool as mine, Tiang. Anyway, I found out that pressing down allows you to make a balloon when you're standing still.
Stage Umbrella (?!?): Enemies include penguins that float around with balloons of their own, and rain clouds that push you down or shoot sparks at you that mean insta-death. This makes sense. Later, you have to navigate through sparks. Since Hello Kitty is on opium and is so conductive that a spark touching a balloon will cause you to die, it is, as you can imagine, a very frustrating level.
Stage Snowman: There are penguins here. Well, at least, they’re supposed to be penguins, but they fly at you. Either they aren’t penguins or they’re some kind of super penguin that only exist in Japanese biological warfare laboratories. You know, the place they created Hello Kitty to deal with the Chinese. The boss is a snowman that throws his bucket at you. It’s easy, except for the fact that Hello Kitty actually obeys Newton’s Third Law of Motion and bounces back off the snowman when he throws his bucket like a boomerang, causing you to slam into the bucket if you undershoot.
Stage Mouse: It’s a pink cave with lots of spikes and death. The third law of motion manifests itself here in undesirable walls when you bounce off an octopus or bird and crash into a spike or fire. Thankfully, it’s a short level.
Stage Silly Hat: Ok, only the icon is a hat. The rest of it is legos. There are torches that rise. That’s bad. The final boss is a trash can that can morph into a robot. NO HATS. Not even the trash can robot wears a hat. Damn you, makers of Hello Kitty. Anyway, trash can robot is the only boss that requires any sort of strategy. It may be a minimal amount of strategy, but it's still strategy.
My final score: 83800.
The Ending: Hello Kitty walks back and forth! Then a bear comes down from the sky with 7 balloons tied to his back. Hello Kitty jumps in excitement. Actually, she kinda phase-shifts. Whatever.
[there was an image here. It said "You kick ass kitty thanks" Now the image is no more.]
Wait a minute... what? The translators were having a bit of fun?
The Verdict: It’s not as frustrating as Actraiser 2, mainly because you don’t have to pull off any weird combos and swoop through a maze of spikes. And there’s Stage Silly Hat.
3-1-2006 update: Change friend to not-so-much-friend until I get somewhere with either Sophia or Tatiana. You know who you are. Mood was changed, but overexposure won't fit.
