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yamamanamaTales of Phantasia - Go Over Adversity
The position of this song was planned. If you're wondering, it plays near the end of the final dungeon.
Last Exile - Lost Friend
Wolf's Rain - Friends
Two songs that play during very sad scenes in their respective animes. Since, you know, it's Tiang's birthday. No, you probably don't. But I had the alternate lyrics to Dio's birthday song saved in the calendar, so I knew. And by saying that the end of the strategy guide here is the ultimate irony of the universe, even more so than me watching Full Metal Jacket (me love you long time) when Alice made that entry about her head being photoshopped on to someone with grosso icky wicky hueg... no, GIGANTOMOUS, breasts. I'd probably wish her one, but then I realize that I have no way of contacting her, well, at least, until the link to Til The End Of Time dies, and she probably doesn't want to talk to me, anyway, so, sod that, I think.
Anyway, here's the end of the strategy guide. I hope you had as much fun reading this as I did making it, and if you didn't read it for fear of spoiling Tales of Phantasia, I hope that you come back here after reading this.
You're the one who wanted KILL KILL KILL DIE DIE DIE STUPID DHAOS KILLED MY PARENTS EVEN THOUGH IT WAS PROBABLY MALICE ACTING ON HIS OWN.
I wouldn't even need that last screenshot if I just included the tree. I'd just point out which hypocrite said it.
Yeah, good job on that.
Well, we indirectly did. I think that's the same logic that Mel Gibson's father uses when talking about the holocaust and diseases that spread. No, it's not as bad as actually killing them, apparently.
I guess..
There's no shading. I never noticed that.
Does a Mana seed make another tree?
A regurgitation of an earlier scene with commentary by Martel.
Just like in real life, humans are selfish, malicious creatures.
See, this is what makes Dhaos my favorite antagonist in RPG history (Though Nemesis from Odyssey: The Legend of Nemesis was up there too. The end boss of Star Ocean would be there if he was omnipresent, since, well, you know how it is.). He didn't succumb to RPG Cliché #4251 and simply try to destroy the world. He was actually trying to save his own, growing less concerned of the cost of doing so after being provoked.
Provided that humans don't start wasting it. Magic makes people lazy anyway.
The obligatory time travel scene.
Why give it to Klarth, though?
While Cless and Mint don't have to. Lucky bastards.
That's too bad. Klarth was awesome.
Mint, maybe?
Klarth sez.
As you can tell, the dialogue is on a time limit rather than based around the art of mashing buttons.
Aww, Arche finally found love! *cries, face explodes*
Oh, wait, we aren't in the future anymore. No robots.
Klarth and Miranda make out.
Arche gets a visit from her mother, perhaps to leave Ymir forever. I know I would. The elves are too repressive and racist for my taste.
For... Klarth? Dhaos? Who knows.
Another shot... hmm.
Dhaos gets swallowed up by the Black Rectangle.
Martel sacrifices herself and uses Dhaos to help her create a Mana Seed.
And it goes into Spaaaaaaaaaaaaace, to Dhaos' homeworld, in hopes that his people are still around. The end would have a larger impact if this didn't happen, even though we have no idea if it's in time.
The same thing we do every day, Mint. Try and take over the world!
I mean...
And rename it Miguel.
We'll take over the world!
Ok, fine, we won't.
Nobody cares about the credits.
FIN.
FIN, with a cool picture!
The position of this song was planned. If you're wondering, it plays near the end of the final dungeon.
Last Exile - Lost Friend
Wolf's Rain - Friends
Two songs that play during very sad scenes in their respective animes. Since, you know, it's Tiang's birthday. No, you probably don't. But I had the alternate lyrics to Dio's birthday song saved in the calendar, so I knew. And by saying that the end of the strategy guide here is the ultimate irony of the universe, even more so than me watching Full Metal Jacket (me love you long time) when Alice made that entry about her head being photoshopped on to someone with grosso icky wicky hueg... no, GIGANTOMOUS, breasts. I'd probably wish her one, but then I realize that I have no way of contacting her, well, at least, until the link to Til The End Of Time dies, and she probably doesn't want to talk to me, anyway, so, sod that, I think.
Anyway, here's the end of the strategy guide. I hope you had as much fun reading this as I did making it, and if you didn't read it for fear of spoiling Tales of Phantasia, I hope that you come back here after reading this.
You're the one who wanted KILL KILL KILL DIE DIE DIE STUPID DHAOS KILLED MY PARENTS EVEN THOUGH IT WAS PROBABLY MALICE ACTING ON HIS OWN.
I wouldn't even need that last screenshot if I just included the tree. I'd just point out which hypocrite said it.
Yeah, good job on that.
Well, we indirectly did. I think that's the same logic that Mel Gibson's father uses when talking about the holocaust and diseases that spread. No, it's not as bad as actually killing them, apparently.
I guess..
There's no shading. I never noticed that.
Does a Mana seed make another tree?
A regurgitation of an earlier scene with commentary by Martel.
Just like in real life, humans are selfish, malicious creatures.
See, this is what makes Dhaos my favorite antagonist in RPG history (Though Nemesis from Odyssey: The Legend of Nemesis was up there too. The end boss of Star Ocean would be there if he was omnipresent, since, well, you know how it is.). He didn't succumb to RPG Cliché #4251 and simply try to destroy the world. He was actually trying to save his own, growing less concerned of the cost of doing so after being provoked.
Provided that humans don't start wasting it. Magic makes people lazy anyway.
The obligatory time travel scene.
Why give it to Klarth, though?
While Cless and Mint don't have to. Lucky bastards.
That's too bad. Klarth was awesome.
Mint, maybe?
Klarth sez.
As you can tell, the dialogue is on a time limit rather than based around the art of mashing buttons.
Aww, Arche finally found love! *cries, face explodes*
Oh, wait, we aren't in the future anymore. No robots.
Klarth and Miranda make out.
Arche gets a visit from her mother, perhaps to leave Ymir forever. I know I would. The elves are too repressive and racist for my taste.
For... Klarth? Dhaos? Who knows.
Another shot... hmm.
Dhaos gets swallowed up by the Black Rectangle.
Martel sacrifices herself and uses Dhaos to help her create a Mana Seed.
And it goes into Spaaaaaaaaaaaaace, to Dhaos' homeworld, in hopes that his people are still around. The end would have a larger impact if this didn't happen, even though we have no idea if it's in time.
The same thing we do every day, Mint. Try and take over the world!
I mean...
And rename it Miguel.
We'll take over the world!
Ok, fine, we won't.
Nobody cares about the credits.
FIN.
FIN, with a cool picture!
