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yamamanamaWow. Just wow. It looks like they hired the guy who did the box art for the earlier Megaman games and then gave him magic happy poppies. And I'm apparently not the only person who is reminded of Mega Man with dragons. However, I mean that PC version of Mega Man, in which Mega Man is an ape fetus with down syndrome and all the Mans were taken from Mega Man 3 and MS Painted over in an effort to make them seem unique, and one of them is Shark Man.
I stumbled upon Kenneth Eng while looking for an incident unrelated to his stories. Or maybe they're semi-related, since he does put his vomit in his book.
I am reading my own books as I endlessly scribe them. I do this 24/7 no matter where I am, for I believe that most writing is done in the head. The book I am currently reading/writing is about Daemonhand Mediaeval, the skeleton warrior who aforesaid his humanity to destroy evil Black Technoknight Uther Penn Sapien and his evil Round Table. In doing so, he becomes an immortal undead warrior 100 billion years into a future when the Middle Ages are still in existence. This story is based on the philosophy that the purpose of life is not the end, but the journey itself, and that even though Death is the ultimate state of existence, it is still possible to contradict it. It’s intertwined with Dragons: Lexicon Triumvirate.
Daemonhand Mediaeval aforesaid his humanity? Pardon me as I go into Jake Morgendorffer mood, but WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN? And the Middle Ages are still in existence 100 billion years in the future? Damnit, the Sun won't even be in existence as anything but a black dwarf. However... someone says not to be so snide, as none of us are creative enough to think that Daemonhand Medieval is a good name for a character.
Describe one recurring dream you have?
Escaping this prison of a planet and physically entering the 0th Dimension as an anthropomorphic shark.
So, I have but one question: Why is this crap published? I have not yet had the pleasure of reading this, but I'd imagine that it manages to make Kevin Wong look like Jeff Vandermeer (Admittedly, I found the stuff I read where he named the character after himself and they all fought an evil sea demon from the Demono that shoots evil water from its evil mouth and it had eight arms and it was like fighting eight monsters at once instead of just one monster!!!! Eight evil monsters!!!!!!!! But anyway, I found it it to be very amusing!!! And, yes, he does use about five exclamation points for every arm in each sentence) and Paolini look like Clive Barker. Well, from what I've heard about that.
Come to think of it, I have two questions. How does one go about making even Heroes of Destiny look good?
Butterfly
A Kannoese song.
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In the production notes of The Original Hitchhiker's Radio Scripts, Douglas Adams explains that the above jingle should be rendered as follows:
Once a tune has been worked out, the accompaniment should be played on a very echoey synthesizer whilst the two million robots sing exactly a flattened fifth out of tune. It will sound more ghastly than you can possibly imagine.
The BBC production staff had a terrible time trying to get exactly what Adams wanted for the following reasons:
1. "It is impossible to have two million people singing anything and still make out what they are singing."
2. "It is even more impossible if these two million are robots who are going to be hard to understand anyway."
3. "And when it comes to having them singing a tone flat as well then impossible is no longer a strong enough word and we have to resort to being about as likely as being able to extract sunbeams from cucumbers."
Eventually, they resorted to pulling half a dozen people out of the hallways of the Radiophonic Workshop to stand in for the two million robots.
Frighteningly enough, the narrator tells us that the actual jingle sounds "something like this," but "slightly worse."
Moon says that if Kenneth worked in Destro somehow, it would be better. In fact, he'd buy it if the cover was Destro killing the dagrons and the content of the book being about sandwiches with some random Kannoese lines in there. I would too, but that would mean Kevin Wong would have our money and be living like a damn hell ass king over it.
Then we discused band names. Daemonhand Mediaeval would be a Renaissance version of The Shaggs according to Moon, and Catholic metal according to Juanzen. I sort of agree, but as Catholic metal, it would have a backing of robots that are singing Gregorian chants a tone flat.
Or maybe Shadow Hearts meets Post-Rock.
I am so slackerish right now when it comes to the livejournal.
I stumbled upon Kenneth Eng while looking for an incident unrelated to his stories. Or maybe they're semi-related, since he does put his vomit in his book.
I am reading my own books as I endlessly scribe them. I do this 24/7 no matter where I am, for I believe that most writing is done in the head. The book I am currently reading/writing is about Daemonhand Mediaeval, the skeleton warrior who aforesaid his humanity to destroy evil Black Technoknight Uther Penn Sapien and his evil Round Table. In doing so, he becomes an immortal undead warrior 100 billion years into a future when the Middle Ages are still in existence. This story is based on the philosophy that the purpose of life is not the end, but the journey itself, and that even though Death is the ultimate state of existence, it is still possible to contradict it. It’s intertwined with Dragons: Lexicon Triumvirate.
Daemonhand Mediaeval aforesaid his humanity? Pardon me as I go into Jake Morgendorffer mood, but WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN? And the Middle Ages are still in existence 100 billion years in the future? Damnit, the Sun won't even be in existence as anything but a black dwarf. However... someone says not to be so snide, as none of us are creative enough to think that Daemonhand Medieval is a good name for a character.
Describe one recurring dream you have?
Escaping this prison of a planet and physically entering the 0th Dimension as an anthropomorphic shark.
So, I have but one question: Why is this crap published? I have not yet had the pleasure of reading this, but I'd imagine that it manages to make Kevin Wong look like Jeff Vandermeer (Admittedly, I found the stuff I read where he named the character after himself and they all fought an evil sea demon from the Demono that shoots evil water from its evil mouth and it had eight arms and it was like fighting eight monsters at once instead of just one monster!!!! Eight evil monsters!!!!!!!! But anyway, I found it it to be very amusing!!! And, yes, he does use about five exclamation points for every arm in each sentence) and Paolini look like Clive Barker. Well, from what I've heard about that.
Come to think of it, I have two questions. How does one go about making even Heroes of Destiny look good?
Butterfly
A Kannoese song.
Share and Enjoy
In the production notes of The Original Hitchhiker's Radio Scripts, Douglas Adams explains that the above jingle should be rendered as follows:
Once a tune has been worked out, the accompaniment should be played on a very echoey synthesizer whilst the two million robots sing exactly a flattened fifth out of tune. It will sound more ghastly than you can possibly imagine.
The BBC production staff had a terrible time trying to get exactly what Adams wanted for the following reasons:
1. "It is impossible to have two million people singing anything and still make out what they are singing."
2. "It is even more impossible if these two million are robots who are going to be hard to understand anyway."
3. "And when it comes to having them singing a tone flat as well then impossible is no longer a strong enough word and we have to resort to being about as likely as being able to extract sunbeams from cucumbers."
Eventually, they resorted to pulling half a dozen people out of the hallways of the Radiophonic Workshop to stand in for the two million robots.
Frighteningly enough, the narrator tells us that the actual jingle sounds "something like this," but "slightly worse."
Moon says that if Kenneth worked in Destro somehow, it would be better. In fact, he'd buy it if the cover was Destro killing the dagrons and the content of the book being about sandwiches with some random Kannoese lines in there. I would too, but that would mean Kevin Wong would have our money and be living like a damn hell ass king over it.
Then we discused band names. Daemonhand Mediaeval would be a Renaissance version of The Shaggs according to Moon, and Catholic metal according to Juanzen. I sort of agree, but as Catholic metal, it would have a backing of robots that are singing Gregorian chants a tone flat.
Or maybe Shadow Hearts meets Post-Rock.
I am so slackerish right now when it comes to the livejournal.
