I will F=ma Muse.
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yamamanamacontents - bands that suck - how the hell do you pronounce mccaughey anyway? - loquat - i will f=ma you - band names - vomiting all over the steps of the mausoleum of cecilia metalla - the art of pressing the red button
Yesterday, Colleen, Matt, Kristi, and I discussed crappy bands. Colleen doesn't hate Blink 182 because they know they suck. Limp Bizkit is horrid, but what can you expect from a band that can't even spell their name right? Same with Puddle of Mudd. Kristi brought up a religious version of Sum 41. Matt brought up Nickelback. I hate the clones - Theory of a Dead Man - more. Muse is meh.
Somehow I thought about the Do The Fonzie song, by some guy with an unpronounceable last name. And promptly grabbed it, along with some Loquat and a punk cover of the Gigantor song. Maybe Colleen or Matt brought up The Fonz. I don't know.
Loquat's good (I have 2 out of 3 songs from the Autumn album by the people who brought you Blue). 8mm Sky is good. I want more WSS.
Someone wrote this and put it on Wikipedia. The professor this is about brought up Slaughterhouse-Five.
Thomas Paul Kling (Gemni), PhD in General Relativity, renowned for his praying mantis style kung fu, great great grandchild of President Hoover, and inventor of the pog. His research focuses on what we can learn about the universe by applying General Relativity to kung fu and zen mediation.
EARLY LIFE: Not much is known about Dr. Kling's early life. Dr. Seymour Rogers of Florida State Univerisity speculated that Kling is actually older than the Earth itself. Pre-dating even former sentor Strom Thurman. This is based on Dr. Roger's research of age, general relativity, and co-co puffs. However, there are many speculations by other leading biographers speculate that his pen name is Corey Feldman. In his recent book, "The Kling and I", by Philip Marshall, Senior, Marshall quotes Kling as saying "If you want to know about my past, you must first understand the history of the Holy Roman Empire, not just know about it, but truly understand it." When asked to clarify, Kling threw his head back and gave one of his famous baratone laughs and simply responded "Mu."
Role In World War II: Kling was the founding memeber of the scouts and raiders, known today as the Navy Seals. He received the Purple Heart for applying Gauss's law to a squad of German paratroopers. Not much is known about his service in the war other than the picture of him capturing germans in Guassian spheres.
Late Life: After the war, Thomas P. Kling was hired by the US government to analyze Russian wheat. While in Russia, he worked on nuclear power plants and he was the only survivor from the Chernobyl accident. Some say his lectures were the driving force behind the fall of the berlin wall.
Quotes: "This agression will not stand." Dread Scott Case
"I will f=ma you" 1952 to Dwight David Eisenhower
"Shut up mike" date unknown
Um... I forgot about this one.
~The Best Band Names Ever ~
Margot and the Nuclear So and Sos.
God is an Astronaut
Damn Dirty Apes
Little Sap Dungeon
Melt Banana
Excitebike - I have to respect any band named after a video game.
Bad Dudes
Bear vs. Shark
Bat Eats Plastic
Flying Saucer Attack
Kittymonkey
The Robot Ate Me
Meow Meow
Mind of a Squid
Meanwhile, Back in Communist Russia
We Save Strawberries
They Might Be Giants
~ Bands that have good names because they’re a complete lie ~
We’re Japanese
Don’t Mess With Texas - it’s awesome because they’re Croatian
-The Worst Band Names Ever
Korn, Limp Bizkit, Puddle Of Mudd and any of those other bands that spell their name wrong in an effort to sound hardcore.
i
NO
Yes
-The Best Worst Band Names Ever
Analog Pussy
Temple of the Apocalyptic Doomageddon - The Best Worst Band in the universe obviously has the Best Worst name.
Fetish Chicken
Nipples - I can’t help but love them, but I hate it too.
-Band Names That Don’t Exist But Should
The New Hitlers - grindcore. I wouldn't listen to them, but STILL.
Black Technoknight Uther Penn Sapien and His Evil Round Table. - A bunch of people dressing up in tinfoil armor and playing broken instruments, with the lead guy wearing armor made from electronics parts - speakers for shoulderpads and a TV for the helmet, wrapped up in Christmas lights, screaming about skeleton knights, and a chorus of antique computers reading lines from Dragons: Lexicon Triumvirate in a sort of Gregorian chant. Er, sort of like TotAD's attempt at Fitter Happier.
She Likes Cloth - Indie rock. Found in Teen Girl Squad
An Apocalypse of Fishes - Metal? Found in Weaveworld.
Indonesian Nazi Goreng - found on a menu somewhere.
Strawberry Crap - A typo for Strawberry Crepe or Matt Bellamy saving strawberries.
Beaver Water - hippy stuff.
We Steal Bricks - punk
Ultraviolet Catastrophe
Three Quarks For Muster Mark - whimsical stuff.
Mediocrity Must Be Punished
The Ironic T-Shirt
Severe Tire Damage
Noam Chomsky Would Hate Your Mother
Ski or Die
Lunar Mutiny
Erotic Penguin Explosion
Evil Munchkin Dominatrix
Dream Sequence
DJ HA HA HA LOOK AT YOUR MASSIVE HEAD
Federal Duck
Band Names That Exist But Should Be Attached To Some Other Band
Banjo Spider
Robot Lords of Tokyo
Stargazer - Should be shoegazing. In Kannoese.
Special mention: Ava.
It’s both incredibly awesome and bloody terrible at the same time, for completely unrelated reasons, unlike Black Technoknight Uther Penn Sapien and His Evil Round Table. If you haven't figured out why it's terrible, you weren't meant to. I also think they should be like Té and have an album with songs named for longass Joycean words. Moon says that a three letter band should be able to get away with that, while BTUPSAHERT can't.
Argh GFF server etc.
I take back that whole Storm of Wings comparison. It's more like In Viriconium, with people being amused by stupid antics and 4chan memes and me lamenting the death of art and humor. To be honest, could you imagine, say, Mervin Burger or Denicalis gorging on noodles and pie and vomiting all over the steps of the Mausoleum of Cecilia Metalla? It's more likely than them quoting from the Divine Comedy in Italian, considering that these are people who find Alice's Adventures in Wonderland to be pretentious.
Someone said that chemistry was the art of pressing that red button that you aren't supposed to touch. Thirty minutes later, I remembered who it was that came up with the atomic bomb and the hydrogen bomb. And antimatter. Physicists 10, chemists 8.
Yesterday, Colleen, Matt, Kristi, and I discussed crappy bands. Colleen doesn't hate Blink 182 because they know they suck. Limp Bizkit is horrid, but what can you expect from a band that can't even spell their name right? Same with Puddle of Mudd. Kristi brought up a religious version of Sum 41. Matt brought up Nickelback. I hate the clones - Theory of a Dead Man - more. Muse is meh.
Somehow I thought about the Do The Fonzie song, by some guy with an unpronounceable last name. And promptly grabbed it, along with some Loquat and a punk cover of the Gigantor song. Maybe Colleen or Matt brought up The Fonz. I don't know.
Loquat's good (I have 2 out of 3 songs from the Autumn album by the people who brought you Blue). 8mm Sky is good. I want more WSS.
Someone wrote this and put it on Wikipedia. The professor this is about brought up Slaughterhouse-Five.
Thomas Paul Kling (Gemni), PhD in General Relativity, renowned for his praying mantis style kung fu, great great grandchild of President Hoover, and inventor of the pog. His research focuses on what we can learn about the universe by applying General Relativity to kung fu and zen mediation.
EARLY LIFE: Not much is known about Dr. Kling's early life. Dr. Seymour Rogers of Florida State Univerisity speculated that Kling is actually older than the Earth itself. Pre-dating even former sentor Strom Thurman. This is based on Dr. Roger's research of age, general relativity, and co-co puffs. However, there are many speculations by other leading biographers speculate that his pen name is Corey Feldman. In his recent book, "The Kling and I", by Philip Marshall, Senior, Marshall quotes Kling as saying "If you want to know about my past, you must first understand the history of the Holy Roman Empire, not just know about it, but truly understand it." When asked to clarify, Kling threw his head back and gave one of his famous baratone laughs and simply responded "Mu."
Role In World War II: Kling was the founding memeber of the scouts and raiders, known today as the Navy Seals. He received the Purple Heart for applying Gauss's law to a squad of German paratroopers. Not much is known about his service in the war other than the picture of him capturing germans in Guassian spheres.
Late Life: After the war, Thomas P. Kling was hired by the US government to analyze Russian wheat. While in Russia, he worked on nuclear power plants and he was the only survivor from the Chernobyl accident. Some say his lectures were the driving force behind the fall of the berlin wall.
Quotes: "This agression will not stand." Dread Scott Case
"I will f=ma you" 1952 to Dwight David Eisenhower
"Shut up mike" date unknown
Um... I forgot about this one.
~The Best Band Names Ever ~
Margot and the Nuclear So and Sos.
God is an Astronaut
Damn Dirty Apes
Little Sap Dungeon
Melt Banana
Excitebike - I have to respect any band named after a video game.
Bad Dudes
Bear vs. Shark
Bat Eats Plastic
Flying Saucer Attack
Kittymonkey
The Robot Ate Me
Meow Meow
Mind of a Squid
Meanwhile, Back in Communist Russia
We Save Strawberries
They Might Be Giants
~ Bands that have good names because they’re a complete lie ~
We’re Japanese
Don’t Mess With Texas - it’s awesome because they’re Croatian
-The Worst Band Names Ever
Korn, Limp Bizkit, Puddle Of Mudd and any of those other bands that spell their name wrong in an effort to sound hardcore.
i
NO
Yes
-The Best Worst Band Names Ever
Analog Pussy
Temple of the Apocalyptic Doomageddon - The Best Worst Band in the universe obviously has the Best Worst name.
Fetish Chicken
Nipples - I can’t help but love them, but I hate it too.
-Band Names That Don’t Exist But Should
The New Hitlers - grindcore. I wouldn't listen to them, but STILL.
Black Technoknight Uther Penn Sapien and His Evil Round Table. - A bunch of people dressing up in tinfoil armor and playing broken instruments, with the lead guy wearing armor made from electronics parts - speakers for shoulderpads and a TV for the helmet, wrapped up in Christmas lights, screaming about skeleton knights, and a chorus of antique computers reading lines from Dragons: Lexicon Triumvirate in a sort of Gregorian chant. Er, sort of like TotAD's attempt at Fitter Happier.
She Likes Cloth - Indie rock. Found in Teen Girl Squad
An Apocalypse of Fishes - Metal? Found in Weaveworld.
Indonesian Nazi Goreng - found on a menu somewhere.
Strawberry Crap - A typo for Strawberry Crepe or Matt Bellamy saving strawberries.
Beaver Water - hippy stuff.
We Steal Bricks - punk
Ultraviolet Catastrophe
Three Quarks For Muster Mark - whimsical stuff.
Mediocrity Must Be Punished
The Ironic T-Shirt
Severe Tire Damage
Noam Chomsky Would Hate Your Mother
Ski or Die
Lunar Mutiny
Erotic Penguin Explosion
Evil Munchkin Dominatrix
Dream Sequence
DJ HA HA HA LOOK AT YOUR MASSIVE HEAD
Federal Duck
Band Names That Exist But Should Be Attached To Some Other Band
Banjo Spider
Robot Lords of Tokyo
Stargazer - Should be shoegazing. In Kannoese.
Special mention: Ava.
It’s both incredibly awesome and bloody terrible at the same time, for completely unrelated reasons, unlike Black Technoknight Uther Penn Sapien and His Evil Round Table. If you haven't figured out why it's terrible, you weren't meant to. I also think they should be like Té and have an album with songs named for longass Joycean words. Moon says that a three letter band should be able to get away with that, while BTUPSAHERT can't.
Argh GFF server etc.
I take back that whole Storm of Wings comparison. It's more like In Viriconium, with people being amused by stupid antics and 4chan memes and me lamenting the death of art and humor. To be honest, could you imagine, say, Mervin Burger or Denicalis gorging on noodles and pie and vomiting all over the steps of the Mausoleum of Cecilia Metalla? It's more likely than them quoting from the Divine Comedy in Italian, considering that these are people who find Alice's Adventures in Wonderland to be pretentious.
Someone said that chemistry was the art of pressing that red button that you aren't supposed to touch. Thirty minutes later, I remembered who it was that came up with the atomic bomb and the hydrogen bomb. And antimatter. Physicists 10, chemists 8.
