The Lords of Illusionary Success
Apr. 3rd, 2007 04:29 pmThis card implies a transaction which leaves you unsatisfied. Be prepared for unexpected events. If it comes next to No. 14, you will lose a favourite overcoat.
"Viriconium is all the cities there have ever been.
-AUDSLEY KING, Reminiscences
contents - Dr. Wily is good, give up, give up, seventeen hours a day - bands that suck - when a fish loves xiao long - nipples - more band names
I'm going to Hell. I was going through my burnt CDs and found Muse on the same CD as Christianity is Stupid. And a Megaman tribute song. Mega Man 3, not a Mega Man with meh music like MM&B or MM7. And The Flashbulb.
Bands That Suck part 2.
Someone suggested inviting a band that was popular a while ago, even if they suck. Like Puddle of Mudd. Which got Mike to sing that I Like The Way You Smack My Ass song and She Hates Me LA LA LA LA LA. Matt said Dishwalla. Which is amazing, because I was browsing the last.fm page for Gamingforce and found Dishwalla on Merv's list, giving his musical taste the Arbitrary Coolness Rating of 1.6. Did I say 1.6? I mean NEGATIVE A MILLION. There is PUDDLE OF MUDD on there. And nothing cool, like Lush or Eyeless in Gaza.
Then I tried to think of green mans for green people with musical Arbitrary Coolness Ratings of 4.1123581321345589144...
Yes, that's a transcendental number there. I'm wondering if I'm right to do it, since it's sort of like judging penne a la pesto by the standards of macaroni and cheese and not by the standards of penne a la pesto. Wait a minute, that would make it a coolness rating with actual standards, not an Arbitrary Coolness Rating.
Moon says Plant Man, but I don't think he's green. I can think of Toad Man, Crystal Man, Snake Man, and Centaur Man.
I had Kristi listen to the 4th track on When A Fish Loves Xiao Long.
I couldn't decide whether Nipples was a good or bad band name. Colleen says bad. Tina can't decide either. What do YOU think? Hint: It's not like the name Ava or the song My Hands Are Bananas; it can't simultaneously be both.
I discovered a new category of band names: Band Names That Don't Exist and Shouldn't, unless that guy used one of the names, in which case, it goes into band names that suck because they are damn MEEEEEEEEEEEEMES.
Tits or GTFO
Rule 34
The Pool Closers
Shoop da Whoop
The Over 9000s
Litlte Desu
Corm
Lieking Mudkips
Band names that wouldn’t be funny if there were puppets on fire in their video and even doing a 12 minute post-rock version of Gemini Man’s level wouldn’t make them good. Actually, if they did that, I’d just change their name to Atomic Duck in the tags.
im in ur chat, backstabbin ur doods
I came up with that myself. As a band name, I mean. I think Peeack or Encephalon or some 4chan goon came up with that quote. I'm definitely going to hell for that. Unless I'm redeemed for coming up with The Lunatic Gods, which exists, but not as the kind of thing it should be, which is a post-rock Shadow Hearts tribute band.
"Viriconium is all the cities there have ever been.
-AUDSLEY KING, Reminiscences
contents - Dr. Wily is good, give up, give up, seventeen hours a day - bands that suck - when a fish loves xiao long - nipples - more band names
I'm going to Hell. I was going through my burnt CDs and found Muse on the same CD as Christianity is Stupid. And a Megaman tribute song. Mega Man 3, not a Mega Man with meh music like MM&B or MM7. And The Flashbulb.
Bands That Suck part 2.
Someone suggested inviting a band that was popular a while ago, even if they suck. Like Puddle of Mudd. Which got Mike to sing that I Like The Way You Smack My Ass song and She Hates Me LA LA LA LA LA. Matt said Dishwalla. Which is amazing, because I was browsing the last.fm page for Gamingforce and found Dishwalla on Merv's list, giving his musical taste the Arbitrary Coolness Rating of 1.6. Did I say 1.6? I mean NEGATIVE A MILLION. There is PUDDLE OF MUDD on there. And nothing cool, like Lush or Eyeless in Gaza.
Then I tried to think of green mans for green people with musical Arbitrary Coolness Ratings of 4.1123581321345589144...
Yes, that's a transcendental number there. I'm wondering if I'm right to do it, since it's sort of like judging penne a la pesto by the standards of macaroni and cheese and not by the standards of penne a la pesto. Wait a minute, that would make it a coolness rating with actual standards, not an Arbitrary Coolness Rating.
Moon says Plant Man, but I don't think he's green. I can think of Toad Man, Crystal Man, Snake Man, and Centaur Man.
I had Kristi listen to the 4th track on When A Fish Loves Xiao Long.
I couldn't decide whether Nipples was a good or bad band name. Colleen says bad. Tina can't decide either. What do YOU think? Hint: It's not like the name Ava or the song My Hands Are Bananas; it can't simultaneously be both.
I discovered a new category of band names: Band Names That Don't Exist and Shouldn't, unless that guy used one of the names, in which case, it goes into band names that suck because they are damn MEEEEEEEEEEEEMES.
Tits or GTFO
Rule 34
The Pool Closers
Shoop da Whoop
The Over 9000s
Litlte Desu
Corm
Lieking Mudkips
Band names that wouldn’t be funny if there were puppets on fire in their video and even doing a 12 minute post-rock version of Gemini Man’s level wouldn’t make them good. Actually, if they did that, I’d just change their name to Atomic Duck in the tags.
im in ur chat, backstabbin ur doods
I came up with that myself. As a band name, I mean. I think Peeack or Encephalon or some 4chan goon came up with that quote. I'm definitely going to hell for that. Unless I'm redeemed for coming up with The Lunatic Gods, which exists, but not as the kind of thing it should be, which is a post-rock Shadow Hearts tribute band.