Sprouticus is an intellectual thief.
Oct. 8th, 2007 09:51 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
yamamanamaI had the idea to make a tragicomic romance (read as shoegaze opera) in three acts about the meet. My friend (you know, the one I never wrote about because I've been unwilling to put the livejournal to use - that entry was a lie, sort of.) says it's a good idea.
Except his isn't really an opera, and he has Sass killing everyone and serving them at McDonalds. But it's not tragicomic either. Uh, so, his thing. Ok, I know someone stole his hamburger and all, but that doesn't give him the right to get involved in fotzedrama and steal my damn idea. I bet it was the only reason he added me to his buddy list in the first place.
THE SYNOPSIS, with all the mistakes intact:
It was a warm, summer's eve... 13 strangers were sharing a big house in the boons of Maine. Everybody thought this trip was supposed to be fun and games.
They were wrong.
Neckbeard, a young 20-something male with a penchant for grilling and large women, thought a nice quiet evening of hot tubbing, drinking, and burger grilling was just what the doctor ordered. Everybody ordered a burger and got exactly what they wanted.
Until they showed up.
Led by the 97-pound Agendapusher, the group of uninviteds invaded the small 5 bedroom beach house, storming the kitchen, and stealing the burgers that Neckbeard cooked for everybody else. Burger thievery knew no limits on that night, and FatSass will make sure her voice is heard loud and clear.
The only thing on tonight's menu is revenge, and FatSass is hungry.
Just for that, he'll be played by one of the guys in Hanson. Take that, bitch.
How I wish I printed it out and mailed it to myself. That way, I could take Sprout to court.
orangutan
Except his isn't really an opera, and he has Sass killing everyone and serving them at McDonalds. But it's not tragicomic either. Uh, so, his thing. Ok, I know someone stole his hamburger and all, but that doesn't give him the right to get involved in fotzedrama and steal my damn idea. I bet it was the only reason he added me to his buddy list in the first place.
THE SYNOPSIS, with all the mistakes intact:
It was a warm, summer's eve... 13 strangers were sharing a big house in the boons of Maine. Everybody thought this trip was supposed to be fun and games.
They were wrong.
Neckbeard, a young 20-something male with a penchant for grilling and large women, thought a nice quiet evening of hot tubbing, drinking, and burger grilling was just what the doctor ordered. Everybody ordered a burger and got exactly what they wanted.
Until they showed up.
Led by the 97-pound Agendapusher, the group of uninviteds invaded the small 5 bedroom beach house, storming the kitchen, and stealing the burgers that Neckbeard cooked for everybody else. Burger thievery knew no limits on that night, and FatSass will make sure her voice is heard loud and clear.
The only thing on tonight's menu is revenge, and FatSass is hungry.
Just for that, he'll be played by one of the guys in Hanson. Take that, bitch.
How I wish I printed it out and mailed it to myself. That way, I could take Sprout to court.
orangutan
